Friday, November 30, 2018

The Learning Curve Weekly Link Round-Up




After almost freezing to death in that icebox of a waiting room, my second cataract surgery went well, and the doctor's verdict after my post-op appointment was "Everything's fantastic!" My next appointment is in four to six weeks with my regular optometrist, and let me tell you, I certainly won't miss the twice-weekly appointments at the various offices of the ophthalmologist that I've had for over a month! Now it feels as though I've actually got time to go someplace fun.

There's a learning curve involved with all this eye surgery. I chose the second option of the three available: good distance vision with reading glasses for close-up. I'm so used to everyone trying to push the most expensive options on me regardless what I'm looking at that I was impressed when my ophthalmologist recommended the second option, and he did so because of the list of all the various things that are/were wrong with my eyes. The more problems, the less chance the most expensive option will work properly, he said.

For all my life, I haven't been able to see any distance clearly without a lot of help from corrective lenses, yet I could pick up anything in print and read it. Now I have to get used to having the most wonderful, amazing, phantasmagorical crystal clear distance vision... and needing reading glasses every time I pick up something in print. It's a compromise that I willingly chose, so I am not complaining. Nope, I'm looking forward to buying a few pairs of wildly colorful cheap reading glasses and leaving them in key locations. Yes, it's taking a bit of getting used to, but I'm loving my new peepers!

Look at all those beautiful links way over there in the corral. Hope they recognize me without my specs... Head 'em up! Moooooooove 'em out!



►Books & Other Interesting Tidbits◄
  • How writers map their imaginary worlds.
  • On serial killers, home invasions, and other problematic crime stories best viewed as horror.
  • The court case that inspired the Gilded Age's #MeToo moment.
  • How and why did silent letters emerge in English? 
  • The Art Institute of Chicago now offers open access to over 44,000 images (and counting).
  • This clever GIF shows how the world map you know isn't correct.
  • Murder by inanimate object.
  • Voracious readers will identify with this: A scientist in a remote Antarctic outpost stabbed a colleague who repeatedly told him the endings of the books he was reading.


►Channeling My Inner Indiana Jones◄
  • What ancient maize can tell us about thousands of years of civilization in America.
  • It wasn't only in the UK: In need of cadavers, 19th-century medical students raided Baltimore's graves.
  • The colorful murals of Cacaxtla, a mysterious Mesoamerican civilization.
  • A man was arrested for trying to steal an original copy of the Magna Carta
  • A mummified hand from Yorkshire may be the last Hand of Glory still in existence.
  • Was the Vikings' secret to success industrial-scale tar production?


►Channeling My Inner Elly Mae Clampett◄
  • See rare footage of the elusive, ethereal dumbo octopus.
  • Scientists have extracted DNA from Seabiscuit's hooves in an attempt to figure out how he was so fast. 
  • Good dogs could help identify malaria carriers.
  • Where to see the world's biggest spiders. (Or...maybe not!)
  • A never-before-seen colony of 1,000 brooding octopuses has been found off the California coast.
  • Something I didn't want to read: China has reversed its ban on the use of rhino and tiger parts in medicine.


►The Happy Wanderer◄
  • Inside the bookshops and libraries of Scotland
  • The Grand Canyon's oldest footprints are 310 million years old.
  • Why there's a Columbo statue in the middle of Budapest.
  • Orchard House-- Louisa May Alcott based Little Women on her experiences growing up in this house with her sisters.
  • When cactus destruction is imminent, these rescuers come running.


►I ♥ Lists◄



That's all for this week! Don't forget to stop by next Friday when I'll be sharing a freshly selected batch of links for your surfing pleasure.

Have a great weekend, and read something fabulous!



Thursday, November 29, 2018

The Chinese Bell Murders by Robert van Gulik


First Line: It is now six years since I withdrew from the prosperous tea firm inherited from my father, and settled down to peaceful retirement in our country villa outside the eastern city gate.

Back in the 1980s, my mother read all Robert van Gulik's Judge Dee books and loved them. I knew that, sooner or later, I would have to read at least one of them myself. Much, much later, I have finally done so, and I can see why Mom enjoyed them so much.

Three of Judge Dee's cases are covered in The Chinese Bell Murders: "Rape Murder in Half Moon Street," "The Secret Door of the Buddhist Temple," and "The Case of the Skeleton Under the Bell."

Judge Dee is often called the Sherlock Holmes of ancient China, and it's easy to see why. These cases are all about their ingenious mysteries, all about solving the puzzles. Judge Dee thinks nothing of donning disguises to get at the truth, and he is scrupulous at upholding the law, although not all of his able assistants are. I also appreciated the glimpse into the life and culture of 7th-century China.

This is a series that I feel I can come back to once in a while when I'm in the mood for a "Just the facts, ma'am" mystery. Even though I am a bone-deep character-driven reader, there is something to be said for occasionally solving a concise puzzle or two.

The Chinese Bell Murders by Robert van Gulik
ISBN: 9780060728885
Harper Perennial © 2004
Originally published 1958.
Paperback, 262 pages

Historical Mystery, #2 Judge Dee mystery
Rating: B
Source: Purchased from Book Outlet.


 

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Benighted by J. B. Priestley


First Line: Margaret was saying something, but he couldn't hear a word.

J. B. Priestley was an extremely popular author in the late 1920s and the 1930s, and when someone told me about Benighted, I had to read it. I love stories about old, scary houses, and this book inspired a 1930s film, "The Old Dark House," which gave birth to a whole genre of movies.

Benighted is the tale of people stranded by a horrendous storm and flooding in a remote corner of Wales. Their place of refuge is an ancient, dark, creepy old manor house inhabited by four of the strangest people you'd never hope to meet. Little do they realize that it will be a severe test of their mental and physical fortitude just to survive the night.

Priestley excelled in his depiction of the ancient house and its inhabitants. There is a decided scare factor when reading about them that I enjoyed. Where the book fell flat for me was in the amount of time it spent inside each of the stranded characters' heads. I can see what Priestley was trying to do: the house had such an effect on these people that their attitudes began to change about what they wanted from their lives, but it was just too much-- especially since I didn't particularly like any of them in the first place. By book's end, there's also a question I'd dearly love to have answered, a question that Priestley really didn't want readers to ask.

Benighted gave me a glimpse of Priestley's talent, but it failed to hit the bulls-eye.


Benighted by J. B. Priestley
ASIN: B00BR5TS0U
Valancourt Books © 2013
Originally published 1927.
eBook, 164 pages

Fiction, Standalone
Rating: C+
Source: Purchased from Amazon.


 

December 2018 New Mystery Releases!


Yikes! When I typed the post header, it dawned on me that the next one of these would be for 2019. Too bad a person isn't allowed to having a savings account in which time can be stored.

At the time of writing, I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving and the week following, which is when my second cataract surgery will be done. I'm listening to children playing next-door and a bird on the windowsill that seems to want my attention. Instead, I'll share with you my picks of the new crime fiction being released throughout the month of December.

I've grouped these picks of mine according to their release dates. I hope I've chosen some that tickle your fancy and that you'll include on your own wishlists. Book covers and synopses are courtesy of Amazon. So without further ado, let's take a look at the brand-new mysteries coming out in December!


=== December 1 ===


Title: Bleak Harbor
Author: Bryan Gruley
Series: #1 in the Bleak Harbor series set in Michigan.
378 pages

Synopsis: "Summertime in Bleak Harbor means tourists, overpriced restaurants, and the Dragonfly Festival. One day before the much-awaited and equally chaotic celebration, Danny Peters, the youngest member of the family that founded the town five generations ago, disappears.

When Danny’s mother, Carey, and stepfather, Pete, receive a photo of their brilliant, autistic, and socially withdrawn son tied to a chair, they fear the worst. But there’s also more to the story. Someone is sending them ominous texts and emails filled with information no one else should have. Could the secrets they’ve kept hidden—even from one another—have led to Danny’s abduction?

As pressure from the kidnapper mounts, Carey and Pete must face their own ugly mistakes to find their son before he’s taken from them forever."


=== December 4 ===


Title: Not of This Fold
Series: #4 in the Linda Wallheim series set in Utah.
361 pages

*Upcoming review on Kittling: Books.

Synopsis: "Now that all five of her sons have left home, Mormon bishop’s wife Linda Wallheim has quite a bit of time on her hands, most of which she spends worrying about the state of the country and how her youngest son, Samuel, who is openly gay, is faring on his mission in Boston. She has also become close with one of the women in her ward, Gwen Ferris.

But Gwen is quickly losing faith in the church, and her issues with the Mormon power structure are only reinforced by her work in Draper’s local “Spanish ward.” The ward’s members comprise both legal and undocumented immigrants who aren’t always getting the community support they should be from their church.

When Gabriela Gonzalez, a young mother and Gwen’s friend in the Spanish Ward, is found strangled at a gas station, Gwen is paralyzed with guilt. The dead woman’s last phone call was to Gwen, and her voicemail reveals that she knew she was in danger. When Gwen decides the police aren’t doing enough to get justice for Gabriela, who was undocumented, she decides to find the killer herself. Linda reluctantly takes part in Gwen’s vigilante sleuthing, fearing for her young friend’s safety, but what the pair discovers may put them both in danger.
"


Title: Bryant & May: Hall of Mirrors
Series: #16 in the Bryant & May police procedural series set in England.
420 pages

Synopsis: "Hard to believe, but even positively ancient sleuths like Bryant and May of the Peculiar Crimes Unit were young once . . . or at least younger. Flashback to London 1969: mods and dolly birds, sunburst minidresses—but how long would the party last?

After accidentally sinking a barge painted like the Yellow Submarine, Bryant and May are relegated to babysitting one Monty Hatton-Jones, the star prosecution witness in the trial of a disreputable developer whose prefabs are prone to collapse. The job for the demoted detectives? Keep the whistle-blower safe for one weekend.

The task proves unexpectedly challenging when their unruly charge insists on attending a party at the vast estate Tavistock Hall. With falling stone gryphons, secret passageways, rumors of a mythical beast, and an all-too-real dismembered corpse, the bedeviled policemen soon find themselves with “a proper country house murder” on their hands.

Trapped for the weekend, Bryant and May must sort the victims from the suspects, including a hippie heir, a blond nightclub singer, and Monty himself—and nobody is quite who he or she seems to be.
"


Title: Mind Games
Author: Nancy Mehl
Series: #1 in the  Kaely Quinn Profiler series set in St. Louis.
336 pages

Synopsis: "Kaely Quinn's talents as an FBI behavior analyst are impossible to ignore, no matter how unorthodox her methods. But when a reporter outs her as the daughter of an infamous serial killer, she's demoted to field agent and transferred to St. Louis.

When the same reporter who ruined her career claims to have received an anonymous poem predicting a string of murders, ending with Kaely's, the reporter's ulterior motives bring his claim into question. But when a body is found that fits the poem's predictions, the threat is undeniable, and the FBI sends Special Agent Noah Hunter to St. Louis.

Initially resentful of the assignment, Noah is surprised at how quickly his respect for Kaely grows, despite her oddities. But with a brazen serial killer who breaks all the normal patterns on the loose, Noah and Kaely are tested to their limits to catch the murderer before anyone else--including Kaely herself--is killed.
"


Title: Murder at the Mill
Author: M.B. Shaw
Series: #1 in the Iris Grey series set in rural England
387 pages

Synopsis: "Iris Grey rents a quaint cottage in a picture-perfect Hampshire village, looking to escape from her crumbling marriage. She is drawn to the neighboring Wetherby family and is commissioned to paint a portrait of Dominic Wetherby, a celebrated crime writer.

At the Wetherby's Christmas Eve party, the mulled wine is in full flow - but so are tensions and rivalries among the guests. On Christmas Day, the youngest member of the Wetherby family, Lorcan, finds a body in the water. A tragic accident? Or a deadly crime?

With the snow falling, Iris enters a world of village gossip, romantic intrigue, buried secrets, and murder."


=== December 5 ===


Title: Broken Ground
Author: Val McDermid
Series: #5 in the Karen Pirie police procedural series set in Scotland.
432 pages

Synopsis: "Internationally bestselling author Val McDermid is one of our finest crime writers, and her gripping, masterfully plotted novels have garnered millions of readers from around the globe. In Broken Ground, cold case detective Karen Pirie faces her hardest challenge yet. 

Six feet under in a Highland peat bog lies Alice Somerville’s inheritance, buried by her grandfather at the end of World War II. But when Alice finally uncovers it, she finds an unwanted surprise―a body with a bullet hole between the eyes. Meanwhile, DCI Pirie is called in to unravel a case where nothing is quite as it seems. And as she gets closer to the truth, it becomes clear that not everyone shares her desire for justice. Or even the idea of what justice is. 

An engrossing, twisty thriller, Broken Ground reaffirms Val McDermid’s place as one of the best crime writers of her generation."


=== December 6 ===


Title: Death of an Eye
Author: Dana Stabenow
Series: #1 in the Eye of Isis historical mysteries set in Egypt in 47 BCE.
400 pages

Synopsis: "Alexandria, 47BCE: Cleopatra shares the throne with her brother Ptolemy under the auspices of Julius Caesar, by whom Cleopatra is heavily pregnant with child. A shipment of new coin meant to reset the shaky Egyptian economy has been stolen, the Queen’s Eye has been murdered and Queen Cleopatra turns to childhood friend Tetisheri to find the missing shipment and bring the murderer to justice."









=== December 11 ===


Title: The Big Empty
Author: Stan Jones & Patricia Watts
Series: #6 in the Nathan Active police procedural series set in Alaska.
264 pages

*Upcoming review on Kittling: Books.

Synopsis: "Evie Kavoonah, a young mother-to-be, and her fiancé, Dr. Todd Brenner, are on a flight over the Brooks Range when their bush plane runs out of gas and hits a ridge, instantly killing them both. Chukchi police chief Nathan Active doubts he’ll find anything amiss when his close friend, Cowboy Decker, asks him to look into the possibility of foul play. Evie was like a daughter to Cowboy, who trained her to fly, and he insists there’s no way his protégée made a fatal mistake that day. Nathan reluctantly plays along and discovers that Cowboy’s instincts are correct—the malfunction that led to the crash was carefully planned, and several people in the village have motives for targeting the pair.

Meanwhile, Nathan’s wife, Gracie, is pregnant, but so scarred by memories of domestic abuse that she isn’t sure she should have the baby. Nathan must support her and their adopted daughter, Nita, while managing an increasingly complex and dangerous murder case.


Title: A Suspicion of Silver
Author: P.F. Chisholm
Series: #9 in the Sir Robert Carey historical series set in Elizabethan England.
300 pages 

Synopsis: "Edinburgh, 1593. The new year begins.

Sir Robert Carey has just foiled a double plot against King James. He rides for Leith hunting the would-be assassin now identified as Joachim Hochstetter, also known as Jonathan Hepburn. Has he taken ship for the Continent, or ridden nearly 130 miles south and west into England? There at Keswick, his family, originally from Augsburg, runs a mining operation that pays a royalty to Queen Elizabeth in gold. It's ruled by the widow Radagunda Hochstetter, his mother.

Sir Robert's other problem? His dour, difficult, and now treasonous henchman, Sergeant Henry Dodd, has disappeared somewhere on the snowy moors. Why can't anyone find Dodd's body?

Before going after Hochstetter, Carey must escort Dodd's widow back to her home at Gilsland. It's a complex operation involving a cart, Widow Ridley and Skinabake Armstrong. That's the man who sold Janet Dodd to Wee Colin, the Elliot headman, on her way to Edinburgh before Dodd disappeared.

If Hochstetter goes to ground in Keswick, how far will the colony of German miners go to protect Radagunda's favourite child? He may be an outlaw in Scotland, and King James certainly wants his head, but Carey has no official authorization to kill the man in England.

Predictably, the Hochstetter family is politely obstructive. But something else is going on. What in the name of everything unholy is that well-known reiver, Wattie Graham of Netherby, doing so far over the border in peaceful Keswick?

Sir Robert is tested to the utmost in chasing the traitor (underground), solving a murder, arranging a duel - and then his courtship of another man's wife takes a deadly turn."


=== December 13 ===


Title: Carrion Comfort
Series: #2 in the DI Kelso Strang police procedural series set in rural Scotland.
329 pages

UK Release

Synopsis: "Gabrielle, daughter of a brilliant and charismatic local businessman, thinks she’s losing her mind. Recovering from a nervous breakdown triggered by her father’s death and the loss of her unborn child, her sanity is pushed to the brink when she starts suffering memory lapses. Knowing that the other major shareholder of her father’s business is looking for any excuse to squeeze her out, Gabrielle can’t trust anyone.

When a man’s body is found in a dilapidated cottage, DCI Kelso Strang is drafted in from Edinburgh to take charge of the investigation. Still grieving the loss of his wife, battle-scarred Strang finds himself burdened with an over-eager detective constable and a lazy, obtuse detective sergeant. With inadequate resources at his fingertips, and his boss breathing down his neck to wrap up the case quickly and without embarrassment to the force, Strang must pick his way through the minefield of the local relationships and resentments of the sleepy village community. But will he be able to put this case to rest before more lives are destroyed?"


=== December 18 ===


Title: Liars' Paradox
Series: #1 in the Jack and Jill thriller series.
320 pages

Synopsis: "They live in the shadows, Jack and Jill, feuding twins who can never stop running. From earliest memory they’ve been taught to hide, to hunt, to survive. Their prowess is outdone only by Clare, who has always been mentor first and mother second. She trained them in the art of espionage, tested their skills in weaponry, surveillance, and sabotage, and sharpened their minds with nerve-wracking psychological games. As they grew older they came to question her motives, her methods—and her sanity . . .

Now twenty-six years old, the twins are trying to lead normal lives. But when Clare’s off-the-grid safehouse explodes and she goes missing, they’re forced to believe the unthinkable: Their mother’s paranoid delusions have been real all along. To find her, they’ll need to set aside their differences; to survive, they’ll have to draw on every skill she’s trained them to use. A twisted trail leads from the CIA, to the KGB, to an underground network of global assassins where hunters become the hunted. Everyone, it seems, wants them dead—and, for one of the twins, it’s a threat that’s frighteningly familiar and dangerously close to home . . .
"


Most publishers must think that no one has time to read in December because the selection is a bit light compared to other months, but there's still plenty of good reading to be found. And if we're talking covers, isn't Dana Stabenow's Death of an Eye eye-catching?

Did I manage to choose any books that made it onto your personal wishlists? Which ones? You know inquiring minds would love to know!


Monday, November 26, 2018

Human Face by Aline Templeton


First Line: It was the moon that woke her, shining through the uncurtained casement window and flooding the attic bedroom with cold, pure light.

Detective Inspector Kelso Strang is back to work from bereavement leave. Instead of staying in Edinburgh, his superior sends him off to the Isle of Skye as part of the new Serious Rural Crime Squad initiative. It's supposed to be a routine check on a missing persons report, but when Strang arrives and starts investigating, he knows there's a lot more going on... and that the woman is probably dead, not just missing.

The missing woman happens to be the latest in the endless short-term merry-go-round of "housekeepers" employed by Adam Carnegie, the head of a charity called Human Face. Beatrice Lacey, co-founder of the charity, is the one person who may be able to shed light on Carnegie, but she is devoted to him and completely unwilling to give up her dreams of a happily ever after.

One thing is certain: the missing woman tipped the first of a row of dominoes, and as each one falls, the danger mounts. Strang has his work cut out for him.

Aline Templeton is the author of one of my favorite crime fiction series, the DI Marjory Fleming mysteries set in southwestern Scotland. When I happened to stumble across the second book in this new Kelso Strang series and found out that the first book was set on the Isle of Skye (a place I love), I was all over Human Face like a rash.

Kelso Strang is a very interesting main character. A sniper in Afghanistan then a member of an Armed Response Team on the Edinburgh police force, he was seriously injured in the automobile accident in which his beloved wife was killed. The only thing that has the power to keep him going is his job, but his team feels his mood is bringing them down, so his superior officer (who truly has his best interests at heart) settles on the missing persons report on Skye to keep him busy and his team in Edinburgh sweet. I really liked watching how this man approaches cases and the way he interviews suspects and witnesses because not everyone is what they appear to be, and the villagers are extremely reluctant to open up to outsiders (with the exception of the hotel owner who's responsible for most of the gossip).

Strang is teamed up with local constable Livvy Murray, who is first seen as acerbic and lackadaisical, not really worthy of the uniform. One of the best things about Human Face is watching how Livvy transforms. She's not Wonder Woman by book's end, which would be totally unrealistic, but readers can now see her real potential. And it looks as though she may become Strang's partner in the series, which is another plus. In fact, this Serious Rural Crimes Squad is an excellent idea for a series because it will be able to take readers throughout Scotland to little-known places. Since I'm an armchair sleuth who absolutely loves Scotland, I can't wait! And in case you're wondering how well Templeton does settings, her brooding, atmospheric descriptions of the Black Cuillin towering over the village made the location a real character in the book.

As much as there is to enjoy in Human Face, I didn't find it to be a total success even though the revelation of whodunnit was a complete surprise. There was a bit too much emphasis on the delusional Beatrice Lacey and the despicable Adam Carnegie-- to the point where I found myself thinking more than once "get back to Strang and Murray!"-- and in general, the book needed more editing and tightening. But as it stands, Human Face definitely makes me want to read more of Templeton's new series, and since the next book in the series, Carrion Comfort, will be released shortly, I know what I'll be buying.


Human Face by Aline Templeton
eISBN: 9780749022686
Allison & Busby © 2018
eBook, 480 pages

Police Procedural, #1 DI Kelso Strang mystery
Rating: B+
Source: Purchased from Amazon.


 

Sunday, November 25, 2018

At The Poisoned Pen with Tim Hallinan!




It had been a while since Denis and I had been to The Poisoned Pen, so we didn't waste any time getting across town to see Tim Hallinan, who was in Scottsdale to talk about his latest Junior Bender novel, Nighttown. As is our habit, we showed up plenty early in order to get our preferred seats, but when we walked into the bookstore, the chairs hadn't been set up yet, so I began motoring to the back to sit down and start reading my book. In some dim recess of my mind, I made note of a man browsing the stacks, but that didn't slow me down...

Making a purchase
Until I heard Denis laugh and say, "She didn't even see you!" Oh oh.

I'd just walked right past Tim!

After a quick hug, Tim went up front to buy his books, and then he came back and joined us at the table. From the bookstore newsletter, I knew that Barbara Peters was going to be taking him someplace special before the event, so I had no clue that the three of us (and sometimes more) would be spending the next hour chatting.

We exchanged book recommendations, talked about his works in progress, and so many other things that it's impossible for me to remember them all. I just know that I was enjoying myself immensely. When Barbara came for Tim, it was difficult for me to settle down with my book!

Now it's time to get down to the event, and since I recorded it, I'm going to put my headphones on and let my fingers do the talking. Here goes!


Tim Hallinan & Barbara Peters

Barbara: Thank you all for coming out on what is for Scottsdale a cold evening. I've even got socks on for the first time. And you, you hothouse flower from Southern California-- not even wearing a coat to walk around the canal to see the lights!

Tim: And I'm freezing. Last time I came here it was 109° and I figured, I'm cool, and I am really cool. I almost froze to death.

Barbara: We are here to talk about Junior Bender, and I carefully put Fields Where They Lay next to you because I constantly want to talk about it at this time of year. It's my favorite Junior. You think the first one's funnier, but I think Fields Where They Lay is funnier.

Tim: I think Fields Where They Lay has more heart. There's a Santa Claus named Shlomo, and he more or less transformed the book. When I realized there was going to be a narrative about a Jewish soldier in World War II in danger of being taken by the Nazis and that was a Christmas story, that transformed the entire book. Just like in this one [Nighttown], my discovery that the old man who built the horrible house had written a memoir that no one had ever read-- and I had so much fun writing nineteenth-century prose for that memoir!-- both of these have a thread running through them, a different story going through them, and I really like doing that.

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Barbara: I really feel that Fields Where They Lay has a lot of heart, although the idea that all of this can be going down in a mall... I always think of it as the Mall of America but it's really a mall in Los Angeles, isn't it?

Tim: It's Topanga Plaza which started out as a very nice mall and is now the home of Mildew Incorporated. You walk into it and it smells moldy, and the shops have all gone... it really is, it's the mall in the book.

When you've got all sorts of people who invested their lives in starting a business in a mall, that's a long-time dream and it's not their fault that the whole mall industry is tanking.

I liked having a rather sad counterpoint to Christmas, and in the end, we learn that they've all been doing something about Christmas anyway, which I like.

Barbara: We have one of the most successful malls in the country here because it's a super upscale mall-- Scottsdale Fashion Square. This type of mall is doing well, it's the middle- and lower-end malls that are having a hard time and that's largely because online shopping has knocked out so many of the stores that were anchor stores.

Tim: I also think the malls that have climates that you have to hide from some of the time are doing better than the malls in some place like southern California where the weather's pretty much all the same. A lot of the malls in the snowier parts of the country are also doing well.

Barbara: That's because people are going into the malls to do their miles. You see that over there at Fashion Square. But I digress. Let's talk about Nighttown now. Which Junior is this?

Tim: It's number seven.

Barbara: Lucky seven!

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Tim: We hope so! This came out of nowhere. I had read a book by a guy named J.B. Priestley who was a gigantic writer in the late twenties, early thirties. He wrote a book called Benighted, and Benighted was filmed as "The Old Dark House." It started a whole genre. It scared the hell out of me when I read it, and I thought "I want to do something like that." I also wanted to do a sort of hymn to darkness at the beginning because I think darkness gets a bum rap in Western culture. And then I wanted to put Junior someplace that was too dark even for Junior. So... the house came up. Horton House!

Barbara: It's a really disgusting house as you describe it.

Tim: Yes, it is.

Barbara: It's just steps away from demolition. Not only is it in horrible shape, the revelation that's made as Junior goes through it that whoever's been taking care of the old lady who's in her nineties and has been confined to her bed for decades has replaced all the good stuff with cheap makeshift furniture. It really broke my heart to think that that was going on. You estimated in the book that that stuff could have been worth at least a couple of hundred thousand dollars...

Tim: At least. If that stuff was good-- and it probably was-- because he was very rich when he bought it and it was all from roughly 1900 to 1914. It would have been worth a fortune. The rugs alone would have been worth a fortune.

Barbara: Let's talk about Junior. Why was he in the house? Let's talk about that because that gets the story going.

Tim: He's there against his better judgment. He's being paid fifty thousand dollars to get something he knows is only worth forty thousand. That sets off all sorts of alarms. Nothing is more dangerous than being paid too highly for a job.

What he's being paid to get is a Jumeau doll. Maison Jumeau was a firm in Paris-- you've seen them-- they made these beautiful porcelain dolls with these incredible costumes. They were very expensive, but the most a Jumeau doll has ever brought at auction is forty thousand dollars, and that's in the original box, which is really rare.

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Barbara: They started out as fashion dolls, right?

Tim: Yes, and then they became dolls for little girls, but they weren't really playthings. They were aspirational: this is who you could be if you "marry up."

Junior figures that whatever it is, it isn't the doll, it's something in the doll, and he's right about that. When he gets the doll, it's already gone--

Barbara: And there we can stop!

Tim: Yes.

Barbara: Junior is an interesting guy. He's a burglar, he's kind of a windmill tilter, and he likes to do investigations, but basically, he only works for crooks?

Tim: He works for anybody who can threaten him into working or tempt him into working. He's in an interesting situation because his client is a crook and the person who ripped off his client is a crook. And if he gets close to solving the problem, the person who committed the crime might kill him, and if he doesn't solve it, his client might kill him. So throughout the book, he's always walking a tightrope. He takes the job because he really needs the money for something personal which we don't have to get into-- he and his girlfriend really need the money-- and he knows it's a bad deal. He knows he's being set up.

He takes one look at the house, he goes into the house... the first thing he always does when he goes into a house... before he turns on a light, before he does anything, he stands absolutely quiet for about two minutes and he listens. During those two minutes, the house absolutely overwhelms him. For one thing, it's fantastically dark. He later realizes that the woman who lived there hated the outside world so much that she had her servants paste brown paper supermarket shopping bags over the inside of every single window. For another thing, it absolutely reeks of baby powder. Baby powder is really spooky in this context. It's all wood, and it's old, it's a damp season, and it creaks every time he moves. So he's in this reeking, creaking, pitch-black house, and it just hums with malice.

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Barbara: Wow, it's so Edgar Allan Poe!

Tim: It's a good house to be frightened in.

Barbara: There's a sort of slippery morality that goes on in these books.

Tim: Sure.

Barbara: Junior is a criminal, so we have to work with that. Why is it do you think that people root for Junior even though he is a criminal?

Tim: We have the great advantage that it's his first person. We see everything from his perspective. If he were third person, I don't think we'd like him so much, but we know what he's thinking all the time. And when he's thinking, it's frequently at odds with what he's doing.

Also, he had a mentor named Herbie Mott, the greatest burglar in the history of the San Fernando Valley, and Herbie gave him the Burglar's Ten Commandments. The tenth commandment-- the most important commandment-- when you go into the house, you find the thing that matters most to the homeowner and you leave it there. That will allow you to sleep nights if your conscience is sufficiently elastic. So Junior has at least one principle, and he doesn't harm people intentionally, but he does think of burglary as an art, and he's very good at it. He doesn't have an arrest record, he's never been charged.

Barbara: So what's his backstory? What drew him into a life of crime?

Tim: He did something I once did. He lived next door to an old man who hated his-- my-- dog. He hated my dog. And my dog barked once in a while. And a couple of times the old man went and opened our gate and the dog went out and Animal Control got him. We got him back both times. The third time he did that, I waited until he went out-- he didn't work but once in a while he'd go out for the day-- and I went into his house and I glued everything down that I could. I glued down his television remote. I glued down his ashtray. I glued down everything I could. Just to tie him in knots. [Audience laughter] He came over, raging, and my mother said, 'Well, was anything taken?' And he said, 'No,' and my mother said, 'So what are you talking about?' I got him! And I enjoyed breaking into that house. It felt kind of good in a bad sort of way to be someplace I wasn't supposed to be.

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Fan #1: How old were you when you did this?

Tim: I was about nine. So this is Junior's backstory. He really liked breaking into that house, and he used Super Glue-- Super Glue wasn't available when I did it. He superglued the coffee table, he superglued the refrigerator door shut. But this old guy had it coming.

And from then on, I had Junior walking the streets at night thinking about breaking into houses. He wasn't doing it, but he was thinking about it.

One night he's looking at a house that's empty-- the people have been gone for about a month-- and he's really thinking about breaking into it when all of a sudden someone says, 'Scram, kid.' Junior turns around, and it's a little guy in a Lone Ranger mask who's holding a gun on him. Junior looks at the guy and his heart is pounding and he looks at the gun and on the top of the gun he sees a weld of plastic, and he says, 'That's a squirt gun.' The guy says, 'Well, of course it's a squirt gun, you idiot! If you go in with a real gun, it's ten years.'

Junior realizes he's talking to a real burglar. The real burglar, whose name is Herbie Mott, says, 'Tell you what. This is a circle. I need someone to tell me if someone pulls in. If anyone pulls in, honk two times. Here, kid. Here's five hundred bucks. I'm trusting you to stay here and do that.' And Junior does. After the burglary, Herbie takes Junior down to Du-Par's-- a restaurant that had been there for at least sixty years that served pretty good food pretty cheap... and it just got knocked down so they could build a Sephora's because everyone knows the one thing Los Angeles needs is more makeup!

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He gives him what Junior comes to think of as the Gospel According to Herbie-- the rules of being a good burglar. Herbie's his mentor; Herbie's the father he never had, and he follows his adopted father into the trade so to speak.

Barbara: Ah, so it's an old-fashioned apprentice type situation.

Tim: Yes, it is.

Barbara: You never did tell us if-- after you glued everything down-- the old man ever let your dog out again?

Tim: No. He never did.

Barbara: So it was effective?

Tim: Oh, yeah! He knew I had done it. You have to pay to get your dog back from Animal Control, and if you don't, they put the dog to sleep, so I thought it was totally worth it. I would've glued him down if he'd been home.

Barbara: So what parallels do you see between Junior and Poke Rafferty?

Tim: They're both me on a good hair day. [Audience laughter] We have a similar code of ethics-- this is so corny-- about love. We really honor the women we're in love with. And we don't fool around. Ever. And we're romantics. We talk more than we should.

[Tim then relates the story of his meeting a filthy little street girl in Bangkok. She came to play games on his laptop for about four years, then she disappeared.] I know what happened to her. She was taken into the sex trade. And I thought, I'm going to have Poke do what I couldn't. So she became Miaow, the little street girl that Poke and Rose adopt. Miaow blossoms. It almost breaks Poke financially, but he sends her to an international school where she becomes interested in acting. And she's just about to play the role she was born to play: Eliza in Shaw's Pygmalion. She's on the verge of making this total butterfly transformation... and something appalling happens. That's what this book is about, it's about her putting her life back together after that. I don't know what the crime is yet; all I've got is a bunch of broken hearts. The crime always comes last.

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Barbara: This is the book you're working on now?

Tim: Yeah. It's called Street Music.

Barbara: I like the title!

Tim: Thank you. Street Music refers to the most important non-recurring character in the book. She's homeless and has been living on the streets of Bangkok for sixteen years, and Bangkok is a hard place to be homeless. She's taken a lot of methedrine. It's almost free-- North Korea floods the place with it-- and her mind doesn't always engage. She gets to a point at night when she's loaded when she thinks she can turn all the traffic noises she hears into music. That's what the title refers to.

It's really interesting to write her because she can't keep a goal more than twenty or thirty minutes, and if something happens to startle her, it's like the day was painted on a pane of glass, and it shatters. Then she has to reassemble it. I'm having a great time writing her, as melancholy as that sounds. I don't know what the crime is, but I know the most important thing is family. This entire series is about family.

The next Junior Bender will be an old time rock and roll tour in which a bunch of rotten old bands have gotten together to try to make some money. I happen to hate old music so this will allow me to offend all sorts of people of my generation.

Barbara: What could be better than that?

Tim: Absolutely!

Barbara: I didn't ask the question well, but are there places where Junior and Poke are similar?

Tim: I avoided the answer. I think they're almost identical and that's because I'm a limited writer. They're both me in essence. They're both guys who are just doing the best they can and they tend to get in a lot of trouble.

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Junior would never adopt that child. No, I take that back. He would. They're essentially the same but they are in very different circumstances.

Barbara: And now Junior has a permanent romantic relationship but it didn't start out that way.

Tim: Nope.

Barbara: You're just a hopeless family guy!

Tim: What's really funny is that, during a pregnancy that spanned two books, Poke's wife has given birth. The baby is twelve days old at the time this book begins.

Little did I know that Junior's girlfriend has a two-year-old son who is being kept by his father who's a mob doctor in New Jersey. Junior has said that he's going to try to get the kid back. And I realized... I do not want an infant in one series and a two-year-old in the other series. So I've written myself into a box and I don't know how I'm going to get out of it, but I'm not going to have an infant and a two-year-old and that's all there is to it. It's too much energy, and they're not productive to the plots. How are they going to move the mystery forward? What's a twelve-day-old going to do? Cry.

Barbara: Do you still go back to Bangkok?

Tim: Not anymore. I got what I needed out of it. I went there first by accident and I fell in love with it. I stayed there. I wrote there. And finally, I started writing about it. It's an interesting place to write about. On one level, it seems to be so accessible. Everybody smiles at you, everybody talks to you, everybody nods at you. But there are layers and layers and layers and layers!

People talk about it as the land of smiles-- the Thais have categorized seventeen different kinds of smiles-- some of them mask sadness, some mask hostility, and some of them mask humiliation. It's considered good breeding to meet everything with a smile. The first few days I was there, I realized that these muscles were hurting so much because I was smiling back at so many people. I can now recognize some of those smiles.

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There's a scene in Street Music in which the homeless woman is standing on Patpong watching all the men and women walk past, and she realizes that she can see the smiles coming up and going out like people lighting matches in the crowd. She starts categorizing the smiles she sees and she can feel the muscle memory of these smiles on her own face. I like it because it puts us inside her head and also because it's important to know that, to a foreigner, it's just a smile, but to a Thai, it's like music-- on a scale of tones.

Barbara: You have to get skillful at reading other cultures' body language.

Tim: Yes! It all seems so open, it all seems so transparent, but there are so many layers! It seems very fluid, and you can always travel, but you can only travel down. Almost no one travels up in that society. It's very easy to come to grief and fall down. Very hierarchical. Very rigid at the top, yet it all seems so plastic and so welcoming and so friendly. It's one of the most deceptive places I've ever been, which makes it really good to write about.

Barbara: I can see how it would. I just had a discussion with one of my authors about a tic-- we're finishing up his book-- and the dialogue seemed to constantly begin with 'he nodded' or something is said and then 'he nodded.' So I suggested that we lose the nodded. He pointed out to me that, when writing about Greece, it's what they do. It's a cultural thing. Instead of smiling, you nod. He's writing in Greece, so he picked all that up. I told him that most of that has to come out of the book because it's boring, but I hadn't thought about picking up all these cultural cues when you're writing in a specific place.

Tim: Yes, in Thailand there's this whole language of smiles that doesn't relate to anything we have here. I just barely scratched the surface.

Fan #2: Where does the name 'Junior' come from?

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Tim: Junior's very unsympathetic father is the kind of guy-- all my characters have terrible fathers and I have one of the best fathers in history, I don't know why this is-- [Audience Laughter] He's the kind of guy who just has to name his kid after himself and call him Junior, but his name is Merle, and he's not going to stick his kid with the name Merle, so he named him Junior so he could call him Junior. Junior is his actual given name. Junior T. Bender. I don't know what the T stands for. [More Laughter]

Barbara: I just finished reading a book recently. I don't know if it was the new Lee Child or what-- it's all a blur at the moment-- but a character's giving himself an alias, like Harvey Winterbottom, Jr., and the point is that almost no one who adopts a pseudonym ever thinks of calling himself a junior, and the junior makes the entire name seem legitimate. I thought that was so clever! I'd never really thought about it.

Tim: That was actually me.

Barbara: Was that you?

Tim: It's the guy who built Horton House, and Junior thinks, 'Wow, no one ever does that!'

Barbara: I should have known it was you!

Tim: One of the things I like about Junior is this kind of insight-- all of which I make up. [He then went on to tell us about Crashed and the refrigerator burglaries, as well as how to climb a chainlink fence, how to breathe, and how to walk up a flight of stairs in total darkness.]

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Barbara: I really think Tim's out there in the field, testing all these things out!

Tim: Rats! Busted!

Barbara: I think you have a great natural talent for crime.

Tim: I probably could have had a great criminal career. Actually, it's a really safe kind of fantasy because you know you're never going to do it.

Fan #3: Was that the only Du-par's that was left? The one Junior keeps meeting people at?

Tim: No, there's one down in a place in Hollywood called The Grove, which will also be knocked down because they're expanding The Grove. But Du-par's? It was in one place for seventy-five years!

Fan #3: I was just wondering because I finished Michael Connelly's Dark Sacred Night a few days ago, and in it, Harry Bosch and Renée Ballard go to Du-par's, and I thought, 'Wow, I was just there with Junior!'

[Laughter]

Tim: They're probably in the one downtown, although Harry doesn't live that far away. He's about four or five miles from that Du-par's.

Barbara: That's a great line. I love it. 'I was just there with Junior!'

Tim: It's gone now. They've already bulldozed it, but I nail them in the final of this book. I'm really ticked off about it, and I call them out!

oOo

After a minute or two talking about the horrendous fires in California and the sobering fact that Tim wants to end both of his current series and begin something new, the event ended, but I wanted to share something that happened with my copy of Nighttown. At the very beginning, Barbara saw my copy and asked if she could display it on the table, promising to give me a fresh, new copy. There were a few reasons why I was reluctant: (1) There were Post-It flags marking many pages. (2) Receipts and loose papers were stuffed inside, too. (3) Most importantly, it was autographed to me. Barbara got a different copy!

My copy of Nighttown


But it didn't end there. While Barbara was getting that other copy, Tim was fascinated with mine. It must have been the flags because Tim is a self-professed dog-earer and margin scribbler. He wanted to see the types of things I single out while I'm reading. His eyes fell upon this quote that I'd marked:

It always amazed me how someone I loved so much could weigh so little; you would have thought the sheer volume of affection I'd poured into her would weigh her down, if only a tiny bit. Maybe love is lighter than air.

Tim looked at me, smiled, and handed me back my copy of Nighttown. I don't know about you, but I think that particular quote says an awful lot about this talented writer!



Friday, November 23, 2018

A Happy Thanksgiving Weekly Link Round-Up




I'm not going to blather on about my week today. Pretty boring stuff, actually. More doctor's appointments in preparation for my second cataract surgery next Tuesday, haircuts, blah, blah, blah. The most important thing this week has been Thanksgiving and the profound thankfulness I feel for all my many blessings.

Enjoy the links, my friends. You're the best!



►Books & Other Interesting Tidbits◄


►Channeling My Inner Indiana Jones◄


►Channeling My Inner Elly Mae Clampett◄
  • The bison returns to the American Great Plains. 
  • A lioness killed the father of her cubs in a rare attack at the Indianapolis Zoo.
  • Crafty New Caledonian crows can assemble tools. 
  • How many squirrels are in Central Park?
  • Meet Africa's newest crocodile species.


►The Happy Wanderer◄


►Fascinating Folk◄


►I ♥ Lists & Quizzes◄



That's all for this week! Don't forget to stop by next Friday when I'll be sharing a freshly selected batch of links for your surfing pleasure.

Have a great weekend, and read something fabulous!