But what's this about a sensitive remote? Well, I used to have the annoying habit of laying back in the recliner with the TV remote on my stomach or chest then shifting position only to have the remote slide down between the cushions and onto the floor beneath. Poor Denis got the task of digging the thing back out.
Well... the last time this happened, instead of falling to the floor, the remote found a secret hidey hole in the recliner, and Denis couldn't find it even though he literally turned the recliner upside down in his search. However, we knew it was there. How? Because every evening for a week, whenever I'd shift my weight to bring down the footrest, I'd butt-dial the remote. The channel would change, or the closed captioning would turn on, or Netflix would rear its head. *sigh* Then on Laundry Day, I was sitting there folding clean clothes and happened to hear and feel that little devil shift and fall down a couple of inches. I immediately told Denis who crawled underneath and captured the miscreant. No more butt-dialing. Huzzah!
Please tell me I'm not the only one who's butt-dialed her TV remote. Please?
Enjoy the links!
- Another scholarly megaproject from Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
- The perpetual timeliness of Tess of the d'Urbervilles. (The first in the #MeToo movement?)
- The unheralded female scribes who brought medieval manuscripts to life.
- How the TV adaptation of Alex Haley's Roots sparked a cultural awakening.
- Lauded Spanish female crime writer revealed to be three men.
- Translators fight for credit on their own book covers.
- How Jane Austen raised seven Gothic novels from the dead.
- Why mystery fiction is so engaging.
- Dune, fifty years on: how a science fiction novel changed the world.
- The 20-Page Rule: how much time should you give a devastatingly boring book? (Hmm... I've heard of the 50-Page Rule but not the 20-Page.)
- Shells possibly carved by Neanderthals found at Princess Diana's former home.
- The Egyptian egg ovens considered more wondrous than the pyramids.
- An extraordinary 500-year-old shipwreck is rewriting the history of the Age of Discovery.
- A diver discovered a 900-year-old Crusader's sword off the coast of Israel.
- A rich medieval hipster was buried with his fancy beard comb.
- 400 stone-cut chamber tombs, filled with wall paintings and treasure, have been discovered in Turkey.
- A rare 18th-century drawing by Rococo artist Tiepolo has been discovered in an English estate's attic.
- Renaissance-Era Venetian beads that were found in Alaska were there before Columbus discovered America.
- Hungry bears eat 20,000 calories a day. Here's what that looks like in human food.
- Australia begins vaccinating hundreds of koalas against chlamydia in a new trial.
- The return of leatherback turtles to the coast of Queensland, Australia, give hope to this endangered species.
- How one unexpected phone call led to the rescue of the last diving horse in America.
- The mysterious disappearance of Masterpiece the poodle.
- Ten breathtaking images from the 2021 Nature Wildlife photographer of the Year Awards.
- Capitol Police welcomes its newest member: an emotional support dog named Lila.
- A large African cat called a caracal was captured after its escape in a Detroit suburb. (Escaped zebras roaming streets in Maryland. Now caracals in Detroit. What next?)
- Remembering Caroline Todd.
- How Ruth Bader Ginsberg and Gloria Steinem fought for your right to get a beer.
- The trail-blazing, multi-faceted activism of lawyer-turned-priest Pauli Murray.
- Shop Talk: S.A. Cosby is late to this interview and it's because of some dead bodies.
- Andrea Camilleri's final Inspector Montalbano mystery, finished years ago, is published.
- Tony Hillerman and the invention of Jim Chee.
- Michael Van Nostrand, the infamous "Lizard King" of Florida was nabbed in a turtle heist.
- Eleven Indigenous leaders you should know.
- Teeny tiny micro-crochet animals by yarn artist Lucia.
- Three craft artists share how the pandemic has reshaped life and art.
- Giant tarantula pillows.
- Korovai, Ukraine's beautiful wedding bread.
- Anna Chan creates wonderful animal sculptures from shells she finds on the beach.
- How Native artisans in Alaska bring innovation and humor to their craft.
- Eleanor Rigby's grave.
- This new installation pulled 20,000 pounds of plastic from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.
- The No Scum Allowed Saloon in White Oaks, New Mexico. This round's on me, barkeep.
- Famous writers' houses.
- Demolishing public libraries from the inside: the Niles Public Library is a warning.
- The world's only float-through McDonald's.
- Eleven horror film sets where you can revisit your greatest fears.
- The myriad meanings of the rose.
- Ten Jazz Age mysteries that will make you swing.
- Ten funny mystery movies you can stream tonight.
- Thirteen inventors killed by their own inventions.
- Crime movies so scary they're almost horror.
- The five most realistic P.I.s in fiction.
- Thirty-five classy slang terms for naughty bits from the past 600 years.
- Nineteen inspiring memoirs that will change the way you see the world.
- The twenty-four best science fiction and fantasy books of fall.
I'm so glad you found the remote, Cathy, and, hey, butt-dialing it is a very creative way to go about it! What a story! Now, I'm off to that shipwreck! Good luck with the final touches on the remodeling!
ReplyDeleteI just wish I'd had more finesse and could butt-dial the functions that I wanted instead of doing random ones!
DeleteI actually laughed out loud at the butt-dialing episode! And now for the links. :)
ReplyDeleteYou should've heard me laugh when it happened the second night and Denis looked over at me and said, "Would you please stop butt-dialing the TV?!?"
DeleteHmmm...I don't think I've participated in that particular 'activity', Cathy! I did enjoy your tale about it though. Glad you guys found it and life is back to normal.
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to think that I'm all alone in my TV butt-dialing. Oh well...
DeleteThe butt-dialing episode had me laughing out loud, too! I can't say that I have participated in that particular activity. My husband, however, has a touchy relationship with our remote. Since he doesn't need his glasses to watch TV, but does need them to see the remote (and doesn't put them on), the remote has been known to do something he didn't tell it to do such as turn the TV off or start the show over from the beginning. I thought remotes were supposed to make our lives easier!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to check out some links. Have a good weekend!
Sometimes those pesky critters seem to have minds of their own. I've taught myself how to operate the remotes in the dark without looking at the keys.
DeleteYour remote control story made me laugh. My wife has exactly the same relationship with her remote control...problem is that at least half the time she can't figure out how to fix the problem she's caused by sitting on the remote again. Sometimes takes me five minutes to figure out what combination of things she's pushed. It's become a running joke around here.
ReplyDeleteDidn't the old rule of thumb for boring books used to be 100 minus your age to determine how many pages you give it. At my age, it doesn't take so long anymore. LOL
All righty then! Your wife makes me feel a bit better. Problem is, I'm better at deducing how to get the TV out of the situation either one of us puts it in than Denis is. He's Mr. Fix-It with everything else though.
DeleteAs far as knowing when to stop reading a book, I fly by the seat of my pants. I remember stopping at page six of one book, having read the introductory description of a character and thinking to myself, "He did it." The writing style had not engaged me at all, so I flipped to the end, found out I was right about whodunit, closed the book, and said, "Next!"
I vary. Sometimes I just get to the bitter end even if the book bores or irks me. Sometimes I look at a few pages and close the book.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I read a few pages a day if it's available and I don't have a riveting book.
Sometimes I read reviews and know a book isn't for me.
But as I get older, I'm more selective.
I have so many books on hand here that the only reason why I continue to read a badly written book is because I've agreed to review it. Even then, I've emailed a publisher or two with an "I'm sorry, but..."
DeleteI know you tough out some books I can't read or can't finish. Some I want to throw across the room, but since I esteem books, I can't do it, even with bad ones.
ReplyDeleteBut what are publishers thinking? Some books are so bad.
It does make you wonder.
DeleteEven books on best-seller lists are mediocre. I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteThey must need a new algorithm.
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