I'll admit it, "freely and unreservedly" (which John Cleese movie am I channeling here?)-- sometimes I'm not very mechanically inclined. Saying that reminds me of taking an aptitude test for my high school guidance counselor who was working on her Master's Degree. The results were a hoot. They all seemed to be either high up in the rafters or down in the sub-basement. I either really liked something, or I loathed it. Miss Young mentioned that the others she'd had take the test were all "middle ground." I imagine my results were a bit more interesting. My highest results? Either an officer in the armed forces (*snort*) or a criminal defense attorney (*eye roll*). My lowest? Mechanical aptitude.
The lack of interest in the mechanical has followed me to this day-- and it's gotten worse. Now I think many of those mechanical gizmos are spying on me. Why does no one ever phone or ring the doorbell until I've ensconced myself in the bathroom? Whoever installed the spycam above the door to the loo better hope I never find it!
This week I'm pretty sure I found another spycam. There's an app Denis and I use on our iPads to control the TV, DVD player, and Roku. For some reason, Netflix likes to make me froth at the mouth. There's a lag of several seconds (10-12!) between my pressing the button and the action being performed. It's maddening. So much so that I soon want to act-- and sound like-- a berserk chimpanzee. This week, I couldn't get the sound to work, although I tried the normal fix-its several times. While all those mechanical gizmos were grinding away, deciding whether or not to obey my command, I remembered that the power had gone off for a couple of seconds that morning so the Roku box may need to be reset. I put the iPad down, stood up, and hobbled over to the other end of the room to reset the box. Just as I put my hand on the Roku box, the grinding stopped, and everything started working properly. See?!? These things are watching me and laughing!
Whew! I'd better mosey on out to the corral and get a grip... Head 'em up! Mooooooove 'em out!
►Books & Other Interesting Tidbits◄
- How did English end up with There/They're/Their?
- Bilingual authors are challenging the practice of italicizing non-English words.
- President Bill Clinton and James Patterson on crime fiction.
- I once included a link for a bookshop in Scotland that lets you stay there and be a bookseller for a day. A Critic Sells Books Down by the Seashore was written by a man who actually took them up on it.
- Found: Three poisonous books in a university library.
- Charles I's "message for the future" has been discovered in a book of poetry.
- Visiting an experimental, do-it-yourself library in Brooklyn.
►Channeling My Inner Indiana Jones◄
- Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered an ancient mummification workshop.
- The mystery of the Basel papyrus has been solved.
- The Romanovs' art of survival. And in other news, DNA analysis has confirmed the authenticity of the Romanovs' remains.
- A megalithic tomb uncovered in Ireland is the "find of a lifetime."
- A mysterious sarcophagus in Egypt has been found not to house Alexander the Great's remains.
- A gallery owner's $15,000 gamble on a storage locker has paid off big time.
►Channeling My Inner Elly Mae Clampett◄
- The Pacific Northwest orca population has hit a 30-year low.
- How noisy males control the gnu's cycle.
- This footage of jaguars in Panama could save their lives.
- Eight endangered black rhinos have died in a sanctuary.
- Tree shrews love hot peppers because they don't feel the burn.
►Fascinating Folk◄
- Florence Sabin pioneered her way in medical science, then made sure other women could do the same.
- Why Diana Gabaldon believes JoaquĆn Murieta is the outlaw-hero we need.
- Yekaterina Budanova shot down Nazi pilots with great skill, but her feats are mostly forgotten today.
►The Happy Wanderer◄
- Traveler Food & Books, a small-town Connecticut restaurant, gives each diner a free book from its vast library.
- The Literary Man Hotel in Portugal is a bookworm's dream.
- An Airbnb reading retreat in each of the fifty states.
►I ♥ Lists◄
- Twelve country classics that capture the spirit of noir. (The best country music is crime fiction.)
- Ten historical crime novels that explore the age of empire.
- Twenty crime novels in disputed territories and divided cities.
- Ten popular TV shows you (likely) didn't know were based on books.
- Eighteen books that stay with you your entire life.
- The curious origins of sixteen common phrases.
- Five mysteries set in Italy's strangest locales.
- Twenty-one crime novels set during revolutions and rebellions.
That's all for this week! Don't forget to stop by next Friday when I'll be sharing a freshly selected batch of links for your surfing pleasure.
Have a great weekend, and read something fabulous!
My husband feels exactly the same way about electronics - and Netflix - Cathy. It can be absolutely maddening, can't it? I think I'll just forget it all and head for that Irish tomb...
ReplyDeleteSounds like a very good idea!
DeleteHappily, my husband is a mechanical genius. I, of course, am not. He fixes everything and then shakes his head at me and how 'easy' it is. Ah well. He can't remember the titles of the books he's read or the authors. He has to hear the first paragraph or so and then he'll say - I've read that. Me, I can remember that usually.
ReplyDeleteHey, I want to be a bookseller in Scotland for a day or a week or...
Denis is an excellent "fixer," but contrary to that aptitude test, I do have my moments. Recently I kept telling Denis that we did not have to replace a certain ceiling fan-- all it needed was some WD40. He finally decided to give it a try, and for a couple of weeks afterward, he would kowtow to me and say, "I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!" LOL
DeleteA spycam over the bathroom door? Really? I would not like that.
ReplyDeleteIs anyone expecting an armed invasion of enemy soldiers?
Thanks for the links. Always fun to read.
No, there's not really a spycam over the bathroom door. Sometimes it just feels like there is one. Another person in the house is much more enamored of certain kinds of technology than I am.
DeleteYes, I remember discs with Alexa recording your actions and words and replying to your discussions and comments. It had me laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteNow that Alexa has Gracie to talk with perhaps she'll leave me alone!
DeleteWhat? Who's Gracie? You mean you have two robots talking to each other? I'd be laughing so hard I couldn't get anything done.
ReplyDeleteOops. I let the cat out of the bag on that one. You'll have to wait till Friday to learn about Gracie.
DeleteCan't wait. Hilarious just contemplating it.
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