Beth--how did you know I have a sideline in designer eyepatches?
Dorte--thank you! I'll be by in a couple of days to pick it up. I've been out of town and have to head right back to work. It's going to take me a while to catch up.
You folks are coming up with some great answers! Keep it up!
Bogsider asked what is blag? I believe it is the black stuff pirates have in that gap between their teeth. So another good gift might be a dental protection plan, or, for cheapskates, a toothbrush!
Eye protection.
ReplyDeleteA wooden leg
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I have not come to give you a wooden leg, but an award for your wonderful blog.
ReplyDeleteCould you come by and pick it up?
Greetings from Denmark.
A bottle of rum.
ReplyDeleteA book - Pillaging for Dummies or How to Heave Your Ho
ReplyDeleteA tick tocking crocodile.
ReplyDeletecitrus fruit
ReplyDeleteBeth--how did you know I have a sideline in designer eyepatches?
ReplyDeleteDorte--thank you! I'll be by in a couple of days to pick it up. I've been out of town and have to head right back to work. It's going to take me a while to catch up.
You folks are coming up with some great answers! Keep it up!
A great new black leather belt for all that swash-buckling and sword swinging!
ReplyDelete:) Wendi
A custom-made 'Navman' GPS system for his fabulous pirate ship. Its gotta make it easier for finding treasure than ye olde maps :)
ReplyDeleteA blag flag with skull & cross bones.
ReplyDeleteAnd what I meant was a BLACK flag! What on earth is blag?
ReplyDeleteA book on the care and feeding of parrots.
ReplyDelete(Pirates have parrots right? On their shoulders?)
Oh...or how about the other gold hoop earring they are always missing?
ReplyDeleteHow about a can of all weather polyurathan (sp?)to be sure that wooden leg stays nice?! lol
ReplyDeleteBogsider asked what is blag? I believe it is the black stuff pirates have in that gap between their teeth. So another good gift might be a dental protection plan, or, for cheapskates, a toothbrush!
ReplyDeleteA tall ship and a star to steer her by, of course.
ReplyDeleteEyeliner.
ReplyDeleteA muslin square to put on your shoulder to catch any parrot droppings.
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