My Life According to Books, 2013 Edition

Pop Culture Nerd does this every year, and sooner or later I get around to doing it myself. It's impossible to resist!

The aim of this particular meme is to complete each phrase with the title of a book you've read since January 1, 2013. Needless to say, this can result in some very interesting statements.

Here goes nothin'-- and if you participate in this meme, too, please let me know. I'd love to see your answers!

My to-do list looks like [The] Valley of the Lost (Vicki Delany).

If a peeping Tom peeked into my bedroom, he'd [be] Threaded for Trouble (Janet Bolin).

If Martians meet me, they'd think A Cat Was Involved (Spencer Quinn).

My doctor is always telling me Snow White Must Die (Nele Neuhaus).

The weirdest thing that happened this past week-- Her Royal Spyness (Rhys Bowen) [gave me] The Golden Calf (Helene Tursten).

I often daydream about Little Elvises (Timothy Hallinan).

The government shutdown makes me Chilled to the Bone (Quentin Bates).

If I win the lottery, I'd Whack a Mole (Chris Grabenstein).

My superpower is Flipping Out (Marshall Karp).

I knew I was a book lover when [I started] Kissing the Demons (Kate Ellis).

My blogging experience has been His Majesty's Hope (Susan Elia MacNeal).